A California man sued BMW North America and a motorcycle seat manufacturer for his severe case of priapism for 20 months and counting.
The man got the severe affection after a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a `ridge-like` seat. It’s quite an unbelievable story but on the other hand quite hard to lie about such an issue. We’ve heard about the narrow “banana” bike seats causing loss of feeling in that area, but never about a bike seat that would give someone a persistent, lasting erection for 20 months.
Henry Wolf and his lawyer, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito sued last Thursday, April 26th, BMW and well-known aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific, at California Superior Court in San Francisco.
The lawsuit for emotional distress says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”
Henry Wolf wants compensation from BMW and Corbin for medical expenses, lost wages, emotional distress and “general damage”.
As we know from Viagra ads, anything past four hours is a problem, so those of you who have in mind to look up BMW and Corbin-Pacific on eBay…well think again.