Jeremy Clarkson tops poll for UK's worst celebrity teeth
A poll by cosmetic dentistry firm LoveLite named Jeremy Clarkson as the UK celebrity with the worst teeth, ahead of Andrew Marr and Stephen Fry.
Jeremy Clarkson, best known as the outspoken presenter of BBC's Top Gear, has been named the UK celebrity with the worst teeth, according to a poll conducted by cosmetic dental surgery specialists LoveLite. The poll set out to discover which famous faces had the most visibly discoloured or neglected teeth, and Clarkson emerged at the top of the list. Despite his high public profile and considerable earnings, Clarkson's dental appearance was singled out by respondents as the least appealing among British celebrities.
Jeremy Clarkson tops poll for worst celebrity teeth in the UK
Who else made the list?
The LoveLite poll did not just single out Clarkson. BBC political presenter Andrew Marr was named as having the second-worst celebrity teeth in the UK. Stephen Fry, well known for hosting QI, and actress Helena Bonham Carter also featured prominently. Rounding out the top five was comedian and actor Matt Lucas. All of these public figures have enjoyed successful careers in broadcasting or film, but their dental appearance stood out to those surveyed.
- Jeremy Clarkson
- Andrew Marr
- Stephen Fry
- Helena Bonham Carter
- Matt Lucas
Public perceptions and cultural context
The poll's findings highlight a cultural difference between the UK and the US when it comes to dental appearance. In the United States, poor teeth are often associated with poverty, but in the UK, this is not necessarily the case. Clarkson, for example, was the BBC's highest-paid star in the year to March 2012, earning over £3 million. He also received more than £10 million for his share in Bedder 6, the company that, together with BBC Worldwide, controlled the commercial rights to Top Gear. His inclusion at the top of the list demonstrates that high earnings do not always lead to the kind of cosmetic dental work that is more common among some celebrities.
Impact of dental appearance on public image
LoveLite's poll also explored how the public perceives dental appearance. Many women who took part in the survey said that brown or yellow teeth are the biggest turn-off when meeting someone for the first time. This suggests that, for celebrities and ordinary people alike, dental appearance can have a significant impact on first impressions and overall public image. In the age of high-definition television and social media, the scrutiny of celebrity appearance has only increased, making dental aesthetics more noticeable than ever.
Celebrities with the worst cosmetic teeth
LoveLite also compiled a separate ranking for celebrities with the worst cosmetic teeth. This list focused on those whose teeth have been visibly altered or whitened, sometimes with artificial or exaggerated results. Simon Cowell, known for his role as a television talent show judge, topped this list. Other names included Joey Essex, Katie Price, Chloe Sims, and Jodie Marsh. These celebrities are often in the spotlight and have invested in cosmetic dental procedures, but the results have not always been viewed positively by the public.
- Simon Cowell
- Joey Essex
- Katie Price
- Chloe Sims
- Jodie Marsh
Consequences for those named in the poll
Despite the attention drawn by such polls, the impact on the careers of those named is likely to be limited. Jeremy Clarkson, for example, has maintained a strong television presence and continues to attract viewers regardless of his dental reputation. His presenting style and persona are well established, and his popularity appears unaffected by public discussion of his teeth. Similarly, other celebrities on the list have continued with their professional activities, suggesting that while dental appearance might influence public perception, it does not necessarily translate to changes in career trajectory.
Summary of findings
The LoveLite poll has drawn attention to the dental appearance of several well-known British celebrities, with Jeremy Clarkson topping the list for worst natural teeth and Simon Cowell leading the ranking for worst cosmetic teeth. The results highlight cultural differences in attitudes towards dental health and suggest that, while appearance can influence first impressions, it does not always affect professional success. The poll also reflects the heightened scrutiny of celebrity image in modern media.
